So my German teacher told us this story once

skeletons-keys:

the-ugliest-duckling:

He was in Germany, sitting outside, observing an American family with two young children who did not speak German. This one drunk man, who is totally hammered and can hardly walk happens to stand nearby and start peeing on the wall. The little girl, disgusted, says, “Gross!” To which the man replies, “Danke,” (German for ‘thank you’). In German, the word ‘gross’ means ‘big’.

brilliant

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rosenrot1:

ramm-zeppelin:

rosenrot1:

ramm-zeppelin:

rosenrot1:

jtealamb:

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WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT’S THE SECOND SONG FROM? PLZ TELL ME

It’s the groans in Rein Raus reversed, hidden gem!

Thank you!!!

No problem. Listen to the pitch in the “orgasm” bit, it’s the reverse of rein raus :)

Thanks so much, I’ve been trying to find it everywhere!

copexmodsona:

Till Lindemann <3 Meine Liebe

thespacegoat:

straight girls tho, do you ever get confused by your sexuality because not only do men suck but also like 90% of women are fucking bombshells and only like 20% of men are like most chicks could pass for models and most men could pass for bridge trolls i mean wow

Just cause i like my own pussy doesn’t mean i wanna nose dive into someone elses… I LIke Fucking Dicks…. I’m going to find my 20% and fuck him into the mattress ;)

lameborghini:

why do people expect so much of me i still have to use a calculator to find what 6 times 8 is

gaymergirls:

while searching for resources about  marriage in the 1940s, i stumbled across a historical thesaurus of sex on google books, which is why i can now tell you that cunnilingus was called “canyon-yodelling” in the 1920s